Today in Things we Love: “The PROSTITUTE who saved Puerto Rico!” (Or, in Which We Learn That Men’s Magazines Used to Really Love Exclamation Points.)

Check the amazing gallery of vintage men’s magazines on Buzzfeed today. Among the ridiculous headlines:

  • United Nations Report: Free Love is Killing Prostitution!
  • One of Every Two Wives has Extra-Marital Sex! Does Yours? Seven Ways to Find Out For Sure….
  • “I Got All the Women I wanted for $50 a Month!”
  • The PROSTITUTE Who Saved Puerto Rico!

 And among the not so ridiculous:

But our personal favorite is Sir! (which is actually kind of a rad name for a magazine), cause they ran the following three cover lines on one single issue:

  • Your Sweetheart and Abortion
  • Why Call Girls are That Way
  • Are You Taking a Chance with VD?

VD! Heh.